2003-06-20
Baby Book
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so what if I just wrote a diary entry? I'm completely in love with this diary thing, so deal with it.
Here's how it all went down:
"What the frick are you reading?"
"Harry Potter."
"Oh, you're reading a BABY book, huh? How is your BABY book, anyway? What is your BABY book all about?"
Cut to...
June 2002
It's 3am and my heart is palpitating while I read through Book Four with sickening fervor.
"Did you get to the part yet where Ron dies?"
(Ron, of course, does not die, but I don't know this.)
"Shut up. Just shut the frick up. Don't even tell me that Ron dies because if he does, I am going to have a heart attack. Does he die? Does he? Come on, the truth! Does he die? Really? COME ON!"
Cut to...
HARRY POTTER BOOK 5 IS BEING SHIPPED TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I can't wait to read that baby book.
joeparadox at 11:52 a.m.