2003-07-07
Movie Titles and Clay
Back in The Day, my best two boy friends and I would go on Marathon Musical Theatre Weekends in New York City. On the way, we would do two things. One, we would sing songs from our favorite shows at the tops of our lungs. Two, we would make up new titles to shows using filthy dirty words. For example, "The Sound of Music" would become The Sound of..." Well, I think you get the idea.
So last night I taught Kelly to play this game. Only instead of playing Musicals and Dirty Words, we did Movie Titles and CLAY. (That's Clay Aiken for those of you who live under a rock. If you still don't know who he is, I have three words for you...Google, Go, NOW!) Here are the results of the game. (It is a noncompetitive game. Everyone wins.)
When you finish reading this or get bored (whichever comes first...probably bored), feel free to leave your own Movie Titles and Clay suggestions in the comments section at the bottom of this entry.
-Claydiatior
-Superclay
-Clay Wars
-Clay Force One
-Clay Another Day
-The Claytriot
-Independence Clay
-The Claytrix
-Claymageddon
-The Raiders of the Lost Aiken...followed by the sequels
-Temple of Clay, and
-The Last Claysade
-Total Claycall
-Clay/Off
-The Clayminator
-Clayveheart
-Batclay
-License to Clay
-Clay Raider
-Clay Hour
-The Living Claylights
-You�ve Got Clay
-Sleepless in Clay
-My Big Fat Clay Wedding
-City of Clays
-Two Clays Notice
-Four Clays and a Clay
-Clays of Endearment
-First Clay�s Club
-The Divine Secrets of the Clay-Clay Sisterhood
-The Nutty Clayfessor
-Clay Almighty
-Animal Clay
-Good Morning, Clay
-Groundhog Clay
-Clay�s World
-Clayzing Saddles
-There�s Something About Clay
-Young Clayenstein
-Almost Claymous
-Meet the Clays
-Dr. Claylittle
-Kindergarten Clay
-The Clay Show
-Clayplane
-The Full Clay
-Three Clays and a Baby
-Coming to Claymerica
-CastaClay
-A Few Good Clays
-J.F.Clay
-Claytanic
-Clays of New York
-The Hunt for Red Clay
-The Clay Hunter
-A Beautiful Clay
-Presumed Claynnocent
-As Clay As It Gets
-Disclaysure
-The Clay Whisperer
-One Flew Over the Clay�s Nest
-Driving Miss Claysy
-Clay�s List
-Eyes Clay Shut
-Unclaythful
-Gone With the Clay
-101 Claymatians
-Ice Clayge
-Harry Potter and the Clay�s Stone, followed by the sequel
-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Clays
-Claymanji
-The Hunchback of Notre Clayme
-Toy Clay
-Clayladdin
-The Iron Clay
-FantClaysia
-Clay Jam
-The Clay King
-Claycules
-Willy Wonka and the Clay Factory
-Mary Clayppins
-PoClayhontas
-Finding Clay
-Claybe
-Snow White and the Seven Clays
-Claycula
-OutClayk
-Claype Fear
-Interview With A Clay
-Claynnibal
-The Claysorcist
-The Unbearable Downy-ness of Clay
-Waiting For Clay
-A Mighty Clay
-Best in Clay
-The Royal Claynenbaums
-La Clay e Bella
-Claymelie
-Claycolat
-Clay Fiction
-Sling Clayde
-The Clay Bride
-Close Encounters of the Clay Kind
-Clayzilla
-E.T. the Extra-Clayrrestrial
-Lord of the Clays, the Fellowship of the Clay
WARNING! WARNING! THIS IS GOING TO SEEM ALL CUTE AND FUNNY AT FIRST BUT IT�S GONNA END UP BEING VERY VERY NAUGHTY AND LECHEROUS!
Oh, I see how you are...Scroll Down never moved so fast, now did it?
-Clay�s Angels
-The Sound of Clay
-Clayfan
-Clay Crazy
-Good Clay Hunting
-The Perfect Clay
-Clay Night Fever
-Grease
-The Talented Mr. Aiken
-Karate Clay (starring ODIN as Mr. Meowgi)
-Clay Never Dies
-Claywatch
-The Clay Who Loved Me
-Clay Becomes Her
-Clay in Love
-Clay Instinct (not really, Downy Ball! Honest!)
-Fatal Clayttraction (just kidding here, Buttercup! I promise!)
-For Clay�s Eyes Only
-Catch Me If You Can, Clay
-Bringing Down the Clay
-Coming to Clay
-Hot Clay
-What Clay�s Beneath
-Snatch
-Wild Wild Clay
-The Rock
-Clay�s Ball
-Clay Rising
-The Pottery Scene from Ghost
-Sex, Clay and Videotape
-OctoClay (don�t even go there>
-The Claystones
-Clay Hard, followed by the sequel
-Clay Hard 2
-Clay: The Spy Who Shagged Me
-Dirty Clay
-Clay�s Peak
-AND OF COURSE, BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND...
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joeparadox at 1:16 a.m.